Across
1. Suck a cock; It's Christmas Day (10)
6. Plenty of news about Steven (8)
7. Never mind the possible situation there (4)
8. See 7 across for 2 down about 7 down and 5 down (5)
10. Count down from ten and it's one in the eye for Percy (13)
12. Glee (4)
14. Twat takes puzzle seriously (8)
16. Gay (5-5)
Down
1. Phil goes back to school (4)
2. Ask Earnestly? (4)
3. Never a dull moment, we hear (5)
4. No-one likes a smartarse (3)
5. Gaywad (5)
6. Fill 4 across with treacle (1-3)
8. Find surprise in little hill or goat (7)
9. Plenty of news about Steven (4)
10. See weevil and tea (5)
11. Want to lose weight? Ask me how (3-2)
12. Big drink of water with seemly Bishop (4)
13. Four letter word (4)
15. Big woman listens to The Who (3)
17. Somewhat craftily, rogue animal hunts and forages, yet comes back to recount better times before subjective, sentimental judgment and lengthy discourse over money (1)
