//browser sniffer - popup//

function sniffer()
{
if (document.getElementById?0:1)
 {
  open("w3c.html", "error", "target=_blank,width=380,height=440,screenX=40,screenY=40"); 
 }
}

function RandomQuote()
{
q = new Array();
q[0] = "Magnificent";
q[1] = "Unimpressive";
q[2] = "a very sorry state of affairs";
q[3] = "The best thing since an unsliced, malted granary loaf";
q[4] = "poor";
q[5] = "You see, the thing I like most about this site is the fact that it's good";
q[6] = "feeble and frankly disappointing";
q[7] = "The apothiosis of vulgarity";
q[8] = "Not really my scene, you know";
q[9] = "Corin Redgrave, eat your heart out";
q[10] = "I'd go without food and water for a year just to spend four minutes at this site";
q[11] = "Highly arousing";
q[12] = "Splendid, sir, have a pound for your trouble";
q[13] = "Very bad";
q[14] = "A tremendous waste of webspace";
q[15] = "The late Mr. Nunn is as charming and amusing as ever";
q[16] = "Great";
q[17] = "Deeply, deeply disturbing";
q[18] = "Better than eating white chocolate-coated strawberries while receiving a blowjob";
q[19] = "I'll get back to you on that one";
q[20] = "Quite good. Yes, quite good";
q[21] = "It lived on my record-player for months";
q[22] = "Somewhat misguided";
q[23] = "There has to be more to life than this";
q[24] = "As you can imagine, this site means a great deal to the gay and lesbian community";
q[25] = "Lacking in morality, credibility and interest";
q[26] = "The site exudes class throughout, while creator Ben Nunn positvely oozes charm and character";
q[27] = "Hands Up! Baby! Hands Up! Give me your heart, gimmee gimmee your heart, gimmee gimmee!";
q[28] = "Redoubtable";
q[29] = "Pithy and acerbic but, above all, FUN! No wait, that was 'Weekend at Bernies', wasn't it?";
q[30] = "I liked it. I liked it a lot";
q[31] = "There are better sites on the web";
q[32] = "One day. One day, children, I will return";
q[33] = "I like poo";
q[34] = "It helped me recover from multiple hip injuries";
q[35] = "Best weekend of my life!";
q[36] = "You'll not go far, boy. Mark my words, you'll not go far.";

today = new Date(); 
ToShow = Math.floor(Math.random()*(q.length))

document.getElementById('quotebox').innerHTML = '<span class="quote">&ldquo;</span>' + q[ToShow] + '<span class="quote">&rdquo;</span>';

}



function w3cval()
{
document.getElementById('w3c').innerHTML = ('<a href="http://validator.w3.org/check?uri='  + (location.href) + '" target="_blank"><img src="w3c-xhtml10.gif" border="0" alt="W3C XHTML 1.0 Validated" /></' + 'a>');
}

function Hover(image, text)
{
document.getElementById('display').style.visibility = 'visible';

if (image != 'null')
 {
  img = '<img src="' + image + '" alt="' + text + '" />';
 }
else
 {
  img = '';
 }
document.getElementById('display').innerHTML = '<br />' + img  + '<br /><br /><br />' + text;
}

function Out()
{
document.getElementById('display').style.visibility = 'hidden';
RandomQuote();
}