Now in our 12th year, this is an on-line homage to the venerable Sky-Blue trout swimming through the flowing rivers of English football.

The tide turned, but the Sky Blue Army remains as committed as ever. After 34 glorious years in the top flight of English Football, taking on the big fish (and normally losing), we were finally been relegated for the first time, and have been swimming against the tide ever since.

But, hey. That's no reason not to dive in, and swim with our unfashionable, unfancied and highly unfortunate side. It's feeding time in the aquarium and there's a Leonard Cohen record playing as we come to the surface to feast on the rotting corpses. It's no longer the V*lla fans drowning themselves in the piranha pool these days, but ourselves.

...Villa are a fucking manifestation of Satan!...
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